About Me

Use that stagnating mass of tissue between your ears once in a while and it won't marinate so wholly in the juices of its own making. Particularly, point the soggy organ towards the "about me" a mouse scroll down the page, something you could've easily devised were it not for your rather dismal mental state.

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